O.K....we'll start with "Dora the Explorer"
Why are kids allowed to watch a little girl who makes them believe they can talk to animals? Not to mention she has a monkey with obsessive compulsive dissorder over a pair of red boots...and not only that but there is also a cleptomatic fox that, for some odd reason, stops a thieving in progress if you tell him not to three times in a row. Plus, everytime she gets to her destination, which is done through an awful amount of singing about everything, musical insects appear out of nowhere and play her little victory song. Another thing is: she finds herself in impossible situations! Like meeting aliens and then takeing them, through outter space, back to their home planet...seriously?! Parents want their children watching this crap?!?
Which brings me to "Go, Diego, Go!"
Are you telling me that a kid that carries around a magic camera and a transforming backpack can't find a better use of his time than to risk his life rescuing animals in various locations, which his home happens to be located at? COME ON!!!! The kid speaks english and spanish, he talks to animals and they understand him (like his little play mate Dora), and he also has all this knowlege about animals. The kid should get some college time in and become the worlds best vet!!! And not only does he do this like three times a day, his family also supports him for it!!! Is that sending the message to the kids that it's okay to jump off a cliff if you're saving an animal and your backpack will transform into a hang glider anyway while gust of wind magically guide you to exactly where you need to be? Kids think this is okay and their parents will condone it because of this psycho cartoon!!!
Don't even get me started on Sesame Street!!!!!!!!
ANIMALS CAN'T TALK, WILD ANIMALS DON'T DANCE WITH YOU, AND YOU CAN'T FEED A COOKIE MONSTER VEGGITABLES DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!
I guess that is what all this is about...they took his cookies from him...when that's all he had left in this world just because the government thinks kids are getting too fat.
I have a few choice words for whoever changed the cookie monster's meal plan/healthy happy diet:
*middle finger*
"Sit on it and rotate!!!"